July 2008
“There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.”
– www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Frankie Wilde: I was thinking, you know Paul Newman's got his salad dressing and that? So why not Frankie Wilde Hummus?
Sonja: That's a really good idea, Frankie.
Frankie Wilde: People come see the gigs and they say, "That was a great set, Frankie," and I say, "Cheers, mate, want some hummus?"
Sonja: Yeah, good name for an album.
Frankie Wilde: How's that?
Sonja: Frankie Wilde - Hummus.
Frankie Wilde: What? Call my album Hummus? I don't think so.
Sonja: I've got good ideas, Frankie, you should listen to me.
Frankie Wilde: If I've got my own hummus brand and my album's called Hummus, it's all gettin' a bit much.
Sonja: No, I think it's a good name.
Frankie Wilde: I'll change my name to Frankie Hummus.
Sonja: It sounds good.
Frankie Wilde: I once stole 500 quid from your wallet in the studio.
Max Hagger: Well, it's only money. No big deal.
Frankie Wilde: And it was me who stuck that scaf bar through the windscreen of your Merc. It wasn't that Asian kid.
Max Hagger: Well, he's probably out now anyways, so, no harm done.
The National
Fake Empire
i used the formula to calculate...
and i don’t get it. am i that dumb?
wtf? what does 111.25 mean? that is the value that came out of all the calculations…
Using Math to Find Mr. Right
dihard:
Is he Mr. Right? Is she Miss Right? Don’t leave it to your heart to decide, let the math decide! Here are three mathematical theories with which to determine if your marriage will last (or should happen at all).
1. The Mathematics of Marriage: In their book, The Mathematics of Marriage, mathematician James D. Murray and psychologist John Gottman describe their use of calculus to study...
EVERY CONTINENT ON THE PLANET HAS A CITY NAMED...
i know a Rome…in the US…the original is infinitely better.
the quiz
1) What is the most random object around you?
a picture of a groundhog eating a nut...or something. he's eating tho.
2) Did you get laid last night?
um...truth? no. crass question.
3) What were you doing at 8: 00 a.m. this morning?
spooning with the dog
4) What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
looking at www.chucknorrisfacts.com and dying!!!
5) Last place you took a plane to
toronto to Frankfurt...really fun as long as you take bromazapam
6) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Marianne
7) Favorite kind of beer?
no beer for me thanks. i am a lady.
8) Last thing you ate?
grzanki
9) Last thing you purchased?
stupidly, clothing. about 30 mins ago i dropped 500+ to one of our suppliers, but not for the store...personal!!! god i am dumb!
10) Do you steal?
online music...sometimes...
11) Where are you right now?
on a chair at the store
12) Three words to explain why you last threw up:
binge drinking idiot
13) How's your mood lately?
bi polar-ish
14) Where did your last hug take place?
um..can't remember. probably somewhere
15) What are your plans for the weekend?
binge drinking idiot
16) Ever kissed someone who smokes?
of course
17) Ever bang someone who smokes?
um...yup
18) Are you a jealous person?
very
19) Did you have a good birthday last year?
Langdon Hall, bitches!!!
20) Are you tired right now?
always kinda sleepy
21) What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
i kissed a girl and i liked it...
24) Last text says?
computer fixed! things r looking up!
25) How many kids do you plan on having?
500
27) Is your hair curly?
wavy when at the beach....
28) Last person in your car?
Stella and Voytek
30) Do you get good grades?
yep
32) Have you ever told someone of the opposite/same sex you loved them?
i am full of love....
33) Where are your favorite pair of jeans from?
7's from my store (of course!!)
34) How much longer will you be living at your current residence?
looking for a house with a garden for doggie and kitty. oh and me.
35) Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 74 hours?
um. yep
36) Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
i shudder to recall....and yes. in vancouver oddly enough.
37) Do you like someone that doesn't know you like them?
RYAN ADAMS!!!!!!
38) Do you like bananas?
i once went on an all banana diet and i haven't eaten one of the filthy things since.
39) Any tattoos?
two
40) Do you cry easily?
i am crying right now
41) Do you have any siblings?
two...and i love em
42) Where did you go today?
the park with Stella, the coffee shop, the bank, work
43) What should you be doing right now?
something other than this
44) Are you a heavy sleeper?
sometimes
45) Last time you did the dishes?
last decade
46) Name someone who made you smile today?
someone sent me a mix tape!! that made me smile
47) Do you own a little black dress?
several in fact
48) Next concert you are going to?
Ryan Adams in Ottawa with Jamie
49) Your favorite thing to drink on a hot summer day?
OTW (ontario tap water) and/or white wine peach, berry, and mint sangria
50) What color garbage can were you last in?
what the fuck does that MEAN? none. once again i am a lady!
51)Are you happy?
mostly.
“Catwoman is Batman’s one true love. She’s tremendously popular with women...”
– Julie Newmar
the original cat.
Awesome facts about the great Chuck Norris →
“Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness… give me...”
– Christopher McCandless (Into the Wild)
saw the Dark Knight last night...
it was ok. i liked it. but i didn’t love it. CB is a great batman. Ledger was a great great great joker. i liked his take on Nicholson’s Joker from the 80’s. It was 89…the original, right? anyhow, i felt like i was watching a ghost. it was creepy.
“Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.”
– ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
“Why not? Yeah.”
– ~~ Timothy Leary, d. May 31, 1996
“All my possessions for a moment of time.”
– ~~ Elizabeth I, Queen of England, d. 1603
“I’m bored with it all.”
– Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later. ~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965
“Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.”
– ~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827
“how can i bleach these spots off…what are they called? freckles?…”
– Cat
crazy people everywhere make life more...
i just passed this enormously old woman with huge boobs and tourettes on the street. she yelled “arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!” in my face as i passed by.
i haven’t seen her around here before. she must a new crazy. she should wear a shirt that says “NEWLY CRAZY” to let us all know that she is new at this thing, so bear with…
maybe we should all wear shirts that...
